It’s nearing the end of basketball season, which means it’s playoff time. Me, I could care less about basketball. I’m a football fan. (Go Skins!)
I’ve been to my share of basketball games in my life but the sport is so damned monotonous that within two minutes of tip-off I’m wandering around the arena looking for hot dogs and beer. They only let you buy two beers at a time so it’s usually a good strategy to start in the parking lot first.